The next time you decide to get Spray-Paint Happy and resurface the patio furniture, please remember to wear the proper protective clothing. While the fine mist particles on your arms may look slightly like a Caribbean induced tan, there simply isn't an excuse for your feet.
It's been four days. I've scrubbed and scrubbed, to no avail. It simply won't come off. Personally, I think it's hilarious, and often laugh at myself in these situations (I get into them frequently), but I have to admit, I do have a slight concern regarding lead poisoning.
On a happier note, the patio furniture looks great (more on that later)! So I guess it was worth it.