Dear Bank of America

What is the deal with Hello Kitty?

I'm 26 years old.

I don't care if she is Mariah Carie's favorite...

Or if Vanessa Hudgens just loves her.

I think she's ugly

And I don't like cats

At all

I am a responsible

grown up

and a small business owner.

So, Bank of America,

Please stop sending me debit cards with Hello Kitty on them.

OK?